There once was a time when man was never bothered with daily annoyances, they ran a perfect schedule, never a minute late. One hot lazy summer day, the gods on Mount Olympus had nothing to do. Some slouched in their chairs staring dreamily out into space; others competed to see who could flick lint the farthest. Zeus said to the other gods "This is absurd! We are among the ultimate beings of the universe and yet, we have no amusement!" The others agreed, and Zeus asked Hephaestus, the craftsman, to make a mischievous little creature to irritate the lives of humans to entertain the gods. Hephaestus went to work, and by the third day, had pr
There once was a time when man was never bothered with daily annoyances, they ran a perfect schedule, never a minute late. One hot lazy summer day, the gods on Mount Olympus had nothing to do. Some slouched in their chairs staring dreamily out into space; others competed to see who could flick lint the farthest. Zeus said to the other gods "This is absurd! We are among the ultimate beings of the universe and yet, we have no amusement!" The others agreed, and Zeus asked Hephaestus, the craftsman, to make a mischievous little creature to irritate the lives of humans to entertain the gods. Hephaestus went to work, and by the third day, had pr
Yes, I Have a Penis by Superiorflowerpower, literature
Literature
Yes, I Have a Penis
Yes, I Have A Penis
Do not assume (if I hold the door for you),
that I am making a statement
about your inabilities
to open the door for yourself.
If you hold it for me,
I'll say 'thankyou'.
Do not assume (if I pay for the meal),
that I am underestimating
your earning capacity
as a woman.
If you invite me out for a meal,
you're paying.
Do not assume (if I defend your rights),
that I am belittling
the attempts that you have made
to defend your rights yourself.
If you defend my rights,
I'll consider you human.
MY FREAKING COMPUTER HASNT LET ME ON HERE FOR EVER (huff. puff)
anyway....new art coming soon......im sorry...im slow......DONT JUDGE.
does anyone wanna do some artsy thing with me? im feeling very uninspired right now......